We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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