omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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