it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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