so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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