Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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