So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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