break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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