Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
There r osticjed everywhere
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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