Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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