Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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