I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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