Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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