i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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