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that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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