Nicole vs. Life
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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