the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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