I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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