it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Holy shit dude........stairs
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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