you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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