And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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