got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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