Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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