we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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