He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Everclear isn't food dammit
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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