Someone shit on the floor
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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