you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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