I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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