Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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