Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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