i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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