so explain again why im purple
no
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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