is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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