What a fucking waste of an outfit
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
