Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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