ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
