She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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