please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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