that's an acceptable place to lick
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
It's blow job season.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
this hospital has no fireball
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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