i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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