Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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