I hate all girls vehemently.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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