This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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