It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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