i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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