We're like a lot better than the average bears
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You are the jesus of drinking
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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