I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Duck Duck Cougar?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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