i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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