I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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