what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
