You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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