He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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