I wanna passion pit in your ass
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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